Denise-ism

My lovely co-worker, Denise, does many things to make me smile. Sometimes, it makes me smile so much that I can't stop crying from laughing so hard.

I have kept a private collection of her best moments (the ones that stand out the most to me) and she has now, ever so graciousely, agreed to let me post some on here.

You all should know how very lucky you are.

These blogs are aptly named, "Denise-isms"

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This one, honestly, had me baffled.

How it started:

Denise: "I've decided that I need a vacation every 6 months in order to keep me from going stir-crazy. Want to know where the next one I want to go on is? (after my one to Mexico in October?)"

Me: "Yeah, where?"

Denise: "Guess!"

Me: "What? I can't just guess! Give me clues!"

Denise: "Ok .... it's near North America-ish .... it's South of Mexico .... but it's NOT in South America..."

Me: "What? .... ok ..... guess guess guess guess .... (I was just listing places)"

Denise: "No no no! Come on! It's not that hard!"

Me: "Ahhh! Are you on a cruise ship? In the middle of the ocean? UNDERGROUD?!?"

Denise: "Ahhh! No! It's the Turks and Caicos!"

Me: " ........... uhhh?" *Pulls up a google map to see where on earth THAT is UNDER Mexico.

Can you find it?

No? Are you sure ...? It's under Mexico ....

How about now?




I love it. :D